DEFINITION OF WAHALA:
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¤When the person interviewing you at your
new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
"Bro, u go
apologise tire.!"
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¤When you abuse your friend "your
mama!!!" and then u turn around
to see his/her mum staring at you.
"Egbon, u go collect plenty slap!.!"
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¤When Mosquito lands on your father's
bald head and u try to kill it
with your bare hands.
"You must provide d proof ohh, or else..."
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¤ When you update "salary things" on
Facebook and your landlord comments "on
point"""
"U go travel go villa by
force."
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"Whenyou're in a bus and you throw away
your #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
"Chai! E don do be dat!"
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¤When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take
light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And
he's there
with u.
"Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees."
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¤When u dey on top okada and the okada
man dey ping... # Lol.
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.
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¤ When you finish eating in an eatery and u
find out wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.
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¤When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don
finish.
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¤When u give beggar #500 note instead of
#50.
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¤When soldier punish u
finish come release u make u dey go, u
come climb ur bike come shout "officer thunder
fire u"
and ur bike no come gree start again.
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¤When u dey inside bus,
buy 1 gala and the seller run wit N950 change...
# CryNogoDoAm
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¤When you post on Facebook "My boss is an
idiot" and ur boss like ur post.
"No just go work tomorrow."
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¤When u read this, and dnt laf @ all or you laugh
but you didn't drop a
comment ma guy yhur matter wear face cap o.
Good morning to u