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Olatuja Oloyede

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I'mOlatuja Oloyede

A Writer and a Tech Enthusiast

As a creative content writer, I have written over 400 poems, published books for many international organizations mostly in the United States, United Kingdom and Columbia. You will find many of my personal works on creativearena.org.ng. I also design all kinds of websites at pocket friendly prices. My area of expertise includes, but not limited to business or company websites, blogs, e-commerce, portfolios, community websites, multi-level marketing platforms, and e-learning platforms. I have my client-base both within and outside the continent of Africa. I also provide hosting services, cheap domain registration and almost free web maintenance for web owners and designers. I love astronomy with a special interest in astrobiology. I am curious to know if life exists beyond our planet and what form it might be. I love swimming, cycling, playing open-world games and simulation games. I sing, play piano, flutes, drums and trumpet, each with different degree of mastery. My conviction of God and divinity is not stereotypical and therefore not subjective to questionable theocracies of dogmatic minds. Sometimes, I wish I was born a billion years from now. Maybe then, teleportation, telepathy, time travel and telekinetic energy will not be mere fantasies of pseudoscience but a normalized technology of the age. But will humans be around for that long? I am curious the sun might swell in fury as a giant star and raze the earth to vapor or contracts with dull flames into a dwarf star and the earth will sink in stoning ice forever. Unfortunately, we will be gone with our curiosities except only if the soul of man is truly indestructible. I am frail, fallible, and human. I prioritize love, and humanity. I wish we let animals thrive in their habitats without killing them (especially the harmless ones) for food. I am Olatuja Oloyede and below are links to my other websites.

experience

Web Design

2012-till date

With several years into web design and development, I have landed some impressive gigs and delivered amazing projects to organizations within and outside the United States. My web design firm started as HOT in 2012 later, TechlinkNig in 2017 and now Hubnig since 2019. These changes are necessitated by the constantly growing range of services rendered. Hubnig.com currently offers services in different categories, including web design, android applications, domain registration and hosting services, e-learning, multivendor services etc. Kindly check www.hubnig,com for details.

Creative Content Creator

2018-till date

I started my ghostwriting career officially in December 2018 and I have been able to work with individuals, groups and organisations from different countries of the world. Writing is my passion. I have written over 300 poems, short stories, faction and fictions.

Connection Avenue

2017

I worked in the academic department

Creative Arena

2012-2016

Web Engineer

service

Web Design

I design all kinds of websites. I can help you design your blogs, portfolio websites, landing page, e-commerce websites, school websites, religion or group websites, among others.

Multiplesub.com

This is my data and airtime automated vending platform. Our products are all offered at discount company price. You can get your airtime, data, cable tv subscriptions, exam cards, electricity bills, etc, on the website.

Creative Arena

This is my creative freelancing firm. We ghostwrite, copywrite, rewrite, or enhance your ideas and intentions in a uniquely captivating way. We have clients within and outside the continent. In case you need a writer for your projects or ideas, you can contact me for more details.

Hubnig.com

This platform offers a wide range of online services and opportunities. You can register for free to sell your products online, manage your store and reach global audience. You can choose to resell existing products at your own price and make profits. You can learn to become a web designer yourself. Visit hubnig.com to learn more.

Subnig.com

This is like multiplesub.com. I would encourage you to use the first website. But this is an alternative platform for all our airtime and data vendors.

Oloyede.com.ng

Oloyede Templates is a platform that offers over 2000 predesigned templates and installations for free to web designers. Check details of this at the above website.

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Web Designed

7

Apps built

290

Creative Jobs Taken

400

Students

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True Love…….Husband comes home drunk

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Husband comes home drunk and
breaks some crockery, vomits n falls
down on d floor.
Wife pulls him up and cleans everything.
Next day wen he gets up he expects her
to be
really angry with him. He prays that they
should not have a fight.
He finds a note near
the table…”Honey..your favorite break
fast is ready on the table,
I had to leave early to buy grocery… i’ll
cum running back to you, my love. I love
you. … ”
He gets surprised and asks his
son..,’what happened last night..?’
Son told…,” when mom pulled you 2 bed
and tried removing your boots and
shirt.. you were dead drunk and you
said……”Hey Lady ! Leave Me Alone…I M
Married !!!”" —
So I request you frnzz neva cheat your
bf/gf/husband/wife
Share it if u

Wahala

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DEFINITION OF WAHALA:
.
¤When the person interviewing you at your
new job is the same guy you insulted in traffic.
"Bro, u go
apologise tire.!"
.
¤When you abuse your friend "your
mama!!!" and then u turn around
to see his/her mum staring at you.
"Egbon, u go collect plenty slap!.!"
.
¤When Mosquito lands on your father's
bald head and u try to kill it
with your bare hands.
"You must provide d proof ohh, or else..."
.
¤ When you update "salary things" on
Facebook and your landlord comments "on
point"""
"U go travel go villa by
force."
.
"Whenyou're in a bus and you throw away
your #500 note instead of gala wrapper.
"Chai! E don do be dat!"
.
¤When ur Dad works at NEPA and they take
light and you shout "God punish NEPA"....... And
he's there
with u.
"Na ur mama go start to pay ur school fees."
.
¤When u dey on top okada and the okada
man dey ping... # Lol.
Na automatic ticket to Baba God be dat.
.
¤ When you finish eating in an eatery and u
find out wallet fell out in a taxi...
Start to prepare ur grammar.
.
¤When Usain Bolt chases u with a Cutlass...
O boy, just stop beg am, cos ur own don
finish.
.
¤When u give beggar #500 note instead of
#50.
.
¤When soldier punish u
finish come release u make u dey go, u
come climb ur bike come shout "officer thunder
fire u"
and ur bike no come gree start again.
.
¤When u dey inside bus,
buy 1 gala and the seller run wit N950 change...
# CryNogoDoAm
.
¤When you post on Facebook "My boss is an
idiot" and ur boss like ur post.
"No just go work tomorrow."
.
¤When u read this, and dnt laf @ all or you laugh
but you didn't drop a
comment ma guy yhur matter wear face cap o.
Good morning to u

testimonial

This project had bounced around for a while, incomplete and needed lots of help. My vision was captured and communicated precisely. Thank you for another great job

Kelv Jr

United States

This is not the first time I am working with him, and as always, on time delivery of what is expected. He is a very important asset to our team. Thank you.

Viju

Kuwwait

Amazing. Very good results always. He has been working with us for more than 2 years now and his quality and class remains uncompromised. Thank you for consistently growing with us

Steve Urrego

Columbia

Olatuja Oloyede
+2348136816240
Akure Ondo State, Nigeria

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